Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
by GladDyos November 01, 2022
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Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher
by Rager Helix October 17, 2013
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swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube
I like to party hard and swirl the tube
by bkitten3 November 20, 2016
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shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
by SirAsshat June 25, 2015
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docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
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Tube-taught

—adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
by Clockwork2k2 May 29, 2015
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tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes
Dude, let's tube touch.
by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019
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