Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*

noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher

by Rager Helix October 26, 2013

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017

Tube-taught

—adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015

1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft

by Clockwork2k2 May 31, 2015

tube amp

An amplifier built with tubes ; some types of output tubes / valves such as EL34, 6550, 845 etc can be used . Most common designs are push-pull and single ended and OTL. Those amplifiers are alternative to SS (solid state) amplifiers where no tubes / valves available. Some hybrid type of amplifiers also available.

As an audiophile upgrade is in my blood and my tube amplifier needs rolling new tubes.

by TheRambler123 September 23, 2017

torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.

My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush

by mzax August 1, 2017

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.

Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021