torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.

My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush

by mzax August 1, 2017

Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.

That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.

by FindYorChi February 11, 2019

plecka tube

a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

Your a fucking pleckatube cunt

plecka tube: a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019