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Second Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out, the couple strokes and touches one-another, by either feeling or massaging the breasts or butt, or even doing Both in Unison.

This can also be the stage of making love while still having cloths on.
"Today at lunch, Dan was bragging about him and Carly made it to Second Base. I was all like, 'ya, right'. Then, I Swear I saw Carly later with a Hicky."
by SMX February 8, 2013
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Sloppy Seconds

The act of a man having sex with a woman of loose morals (see slut) immediately after she's had intercourse with another man.
Your mum coming home to your father and giving him sloppy seconds after she's been out with her lover.
by SpudlyMcGudly August 21, 2009
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Second amendment

The start and end of the Republican constitution.
Far too many people: IT SEZ RAGHT THER IN BLACK N' WHITE, RITE TO BEAR GUNS!
by Funker_joe January 17, 2005
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Second Wind

Previous to the act of masturbation and the primary finish, it is when the penis exerts tiny amounts semen from the penis after a first clean-up has already been made. Usually resulting in minor to major inconvenience for the individual who participated in masturbating.
Paul just finished all over himself after masturbating and cleaned up. He sat down and a few minutes went by when he looked down his pants to find there was some left over semen coming from the tip of his penis. He then ran to the bathroom to go and clean up his second wind.
by The Crawling King Snake January 3, 2014
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sloppy seconds

having sex with a friend's ex
I can't believe you're gonna takin sloppy seconds!
by lisagirl April 7, 2003
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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
by DRock SBO October 1, 2011
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