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Potato Cannon

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.
Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.
by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009
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Potato Quality

Something that is of bad quality

Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics
by You don't know me, honestly October 11, 2017
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everywhere potato

A potato that is not explicitly refined to any couch, sofa, or other similarly upholstered seats.
"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
by your mother's tofu November 9, 2013
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planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017
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Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters
Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother
by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019
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potato girl

Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.
"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*
by Sasha braus April 8, 2015
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Emotional Potato

Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012
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