A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
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Get the Muff Podmug. by Barry Fingerdiddler April 5, 2018
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by muffbuc May 9, 2022
Get the Muff Buckmug. by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023
Get the Cinnamon Muffmug. 1. One who pounds muff.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014
Get the muff-poundermug. 
by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010
Get the Grandma Muffmug.