mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.

Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."

by 6969haha December 11, 2020