A girl who is extremely friendly and very thoughtful. She has many friends and is attractive. She is also very goofy and silly but that makes her fun to be around. Usually she gets attention from smart and more mature boys. Jordan's are often athletic and have big booties
by Dragqueen544444 July 14, 2016

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).
by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008

Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.
by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
by vince1234 January 11, 2009

by rasta binladen October 1, 2007
