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johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him
friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah
by 8===============> October 10, 2019
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Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.
I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy
by Scran Master January 16, 2021
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dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth
Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.
by H Master October 4, 2011
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Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.
Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.
by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022
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Dripping Johnny

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.
I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )
by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021
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Johnny Quenno

Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her, He is about to drop an album called "Blume" which is dedicated to Zendaya and it will be the best album of all time!!! People should stop sleeping on him and appreciate him more because he's the goat.
"Have you heard Johnny Quenno's new album Blume?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat".
by gavinweiland November 5, 2021
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Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.
Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.
by batshitcray February 22, 2015
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