An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
Get the Goatee empiremug. Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.
Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."
Guy 2: "Right?"
Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."
Guy 2: "Right?"
by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024
Get the Ottoman Empiremug. Dope Empire is a notorious truck group. If you are a member of Dope Empire you are likely to be a kind young man that has a lot of lady friends. Another truck group, High Class , is the so called younger brother of Dope Empire. This goes to show that if your in High Class your probably a bitch. DE will forever be on top.
by DEONTOP June 16, 2024
Get the Dope Empiremug. by Chickensky January 18, 2018
Get the Chicken Empiremug. by dingusdong445 December 10, 2019
Get the Empire State Buildingmug. Like this empire
by fortnirekid188181 November 23, 2021
Get the EMPIREmug. The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
Get the The Roman Empire Roast Gamemug.