blue couch

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."

Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011

Couch Butt

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.

#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

by CJ Moose July 11, 2014