Thai Sex

Any sex act that involves unexpectedly discovering that the woman (or women) has a natural penis.

So I was having some hot greek sex with this chick, but then I looked down...
Turns out we were actually having Thai Sex.

by Enkhoffer October 5, 2016

Muay Thai Fart

When you go up to somebody sitting down, pull their head into your ass with both your arms in an abcentric motion, and hold it there while you rip ass

Dude! John just muay thai farted Tom and the fart got in his mouth, and he couldn't do anything about it because his head was being held!

by paulyh October 15, 2011

tapioca

An old man's semen.

I went to my grandpas house and there was tapioca in the shower!

by I like funbags March 11, 2008

Thai

Another slang word for Marijuana

I smoked so much thai last night

by AC February 1, 2004

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

thailand

A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.

My wife is a thai elephant!

by bamb00 February 12, 2007

Thai Snow Storm

A Thai Snow Storm is when an underage Thai lady-boy prostitute fucks you, then dances around you just as she/he's about to cum and waves her/his dick up and down, covering you in his/her cum.

"Hey did you hear about how Bob that pedophile in accounting is going to Thailand?"
"I bet you he'll be getting at least one Thai Snow Storm."

by Legionary November 24, 2011