testicular bra

a device not dissimilar to a jockstrap with two cups - one for each ball. useful for runners etc.

"dude, this jockstrap chafes like a bitch! take my testicular bra, its baaare comfy!"

by plop123456789 March 27, 2009

Testicoma

This is what happens when you get racked in the balls so hard your back hurts and you can't feel your nuts.

I asked that girl at the office if she would come to my house after work and she put me in a testicoma.

by GoodnHorney August 19, 2009

Testicleboner

A growth of the testicles resembling the shape of a pear. Could be a deformity or could be caused by injury to the testicular area.

Damn that Testicleboner is disgusting.

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner March 27, 2010

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Testicubes

Testicals in the shape of cubes.

Paula: Oh my god! Those are some weird balls.
Bill: I know... I have testicubes.
........
Bob: Dude, why would you eat my pudding?!
Dan: I dont know.....
Bob: God dude your such a testicube.

by REILLYY!! January 14, 2011

testicular suicide

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011