bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

honey tent

Word used for an outdoor party where you invite girls (or guys) back your home/tent/air bnb pad based on the allure of free things "the honey", but actually you're planning a gang bang

Yo, it's a holiday weekend-- let's link with a few of the bros and rent a sick Air BnB in the Ozarks

Word bro...let's grab some kegs too and invite some thots back--- you thinking what I'm thinking?!?!

HONEY TENT MY G!!

HONEY TENT!!!!! Whole lotta gang shit!!

by BigBDawg September 13, 2017

Tented

v. fucked in a tent

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.

by Myhip73 August 11, 2015

Marde tent

Collection of laanch

He's from marde tent group

by Lyaath September 29, 2021

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.

when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.

by adaminroseville June 12, 2007

passed-tents party-sipple

Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.

Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.

by QuacksO May 19, 2022