Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

me teetees!

beavis sez this on the do america movie cause it says it on the side of a bus

heh heh ME TEETEES!!

by mooooooOOOOOOOO!me but is on fire!12 March 5, 2005

Teemer

An 80 dollar sack of powder cocaine.

A gram hasn't been enough recently, so I switched to teemers.

by J125789 January 25, 2007

Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

dry texter

Dry texters are people who don't say much when replying to a message
Sometimes people say just one word bc they don't know how to reply to a specific message
Shitty explaining

Lara: HEYYYY
Lucy: hi
Lara: MY MOM GOT ME A NEW PHONE!
Lucy: wow
Lara: my brother left me!
Lucy: oh (doesn't know how to reply)

Lara: ugh Lucy, why "oh"

Lucy: I didn't knew how to reply
Lara: you suck, your such a dry texter!
Lucy: oh

by anonymous August 27, 2022