Technical Difficulties

1.Slang. A word used to describe someone who is intoxicated.

2. A person who has slurred speech and wobbly stance as a result of being intoxicated is said to be having "Technical Difficulties".

"Sorry I couldn't show up to your gig mate, I was having a few technical difficulties"

by Mary February 3, 2004

nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit

"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"

by zepurplepanda January 9, 2017

technical49

Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.

Technical49 is the best player in GD.

by Astol November 12, 2019

technique

An abridged version of cellphone on wallet technique where you put the cellphone on top of a wallet for convenience because it can be taken with one easy swoop. A negative of this technique is that you put all of your eggs in one basket in case it is stolen. Some prefer to keep their cellphone and wallet far away from each other in case one is stolen, the other remains in tact.

(1) That's an amazing technique.
(2) Where's your technique?
(3) Pass me my technique.

by Momo Fetter January 14, 2008

masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

Sussex County Technical School

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.

I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.

by James Poop September 28, 2015