1. A sing-let (short or long-sleeved) made of spandex or nylon worn by a male.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
2. A man acting foolishly, disrespectfully, or pig-headed in nature.
1. The male equivalent to a leotard worn by a female. The Man-tard could be worn for wrestling, exercising, or an extremely ecentric outfit.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
2. A man walks up to a women in a bar, insists on buying her the cheapest, un-tasty drink possible, initiates conversation about how often he works out while intermittently flexing his peck muscles. After the women is clear about being un-interested he insists on her number and/or heading to his place that night. She gives him the cold shoulder and he proceeds to call her a "bitch", "whore", or other demeaning term. This is an example of a Man-tard.
by T. Midy-Mae December 14, 2009
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"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
by Kellen C. July 7, 2004
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by Escal0n January 17, 2009
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Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
by manda[euphoria] June 27, 2008
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Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
by Kezzzing December 8, 2009
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Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006
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