A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
by Caible October 10, 2013
Get the tainted berserkermug. The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010
Get the Tainted Willymug. When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
by 12Soft June 15, 2014
Get the taint stewmug. The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.
It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!
by SugarCube May 23, 2013
Get the taint wadmug. by jeff tow March 17, 2021
Get the speckled taintmug. The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.
by seerowdy January 10, 2014
Get the lip taintmug. To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
by TK42FUN May 4, 2015
Get the taint weldingmug.