Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Reverse Swiss Roll

While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.

She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name

by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss cheese

When your playing some team fooseball and one guy just absolutely let’s everything in when he’s on defense.

Damn, Eddy got that Swiss cheese defense. He’s letting everybody score!

by SSJ4 Mr.popo TappedThat April 22, 2019

Swiss bitch slap

Done by a swiss girl in her 20s, consist of using their swiss passport as a slapping weapon with the objective of showing social-economical superiority.
The slapping can be done tp people, tables, etc.

- "That girl slapped her swiss passport on the restaurant counter upon arrival, demanding the best table".
- "Yeah, seems like a clasic swiss bitch slap".

by Rockstar Nias August 6, 2018

Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024

swiss fuck

Some one who snorts cocaine and lives in big house with all the money and drugs life has to offer

Johnny is such a Swiss fuck

by Cocaine carson swiss cheese June 3, 2018