clam surfing

The process of rubbing a semi erect penis across the opening of a moist vagine.

She wouldn't let me stick it in, I had to settle for some heavy clam surfing. White capped her belly.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

Chain surfing

to balance on a slacked chain that runs between two poles, typically found in urban environments that were designed to have an old-fashioned look. In order to maintain balance, you keep your arms raised and the chain moves sideways, making it look as if you were on a real surf board.

-That kid over there dropped his phone when he was chain surfing

by benjaminf12 December 15, 2013

Rim Surfing

To drive a car without tires; only "surfing" on the rims.

Damn that guy really be rim surfing in his whip.

by coleismole August 20, 2023

city surfing

An extremely dangerous illegal activity in large metropolitan areas that have bus service. Adventurous types climb onto the roof of a bus (usually from the top of the bus stop shelter) and ride the bus from the outside thereby avoiding paying bus fare and getting a cheap (free) thrill. City surfing can be done sitting, standing or laying down. It is advisable to lay down if law enforcement is in visible range in an attempt avoid being seen and thus apprehended.

It also applies to smaller passenger vehicles but these are much more dangerous and unpredictable while offering little or no way to hide from law enforcement.

"Dude what happened to Jason?"
"He split his dome city surfing, rest in peace man"

by breakfast dude July 30, 2020

Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2009

surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.

At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.

by LeighBotts June 22, 2016

surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.

Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.

by AlohaBro December 12, 2017