by Buqa August 1, 2008
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beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it
beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it
I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2
by surfergirl94 January 23, 2011
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A type of ironic meme that is bizarre in appearance and that usually makes no sense, featuring characters such as Meme Man and Orange Man among others.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out this meme! Is that funny or what?
Guy 2: Nah, that's a way too surreal meme for me.
Guy 2: Nah, that's a way too surreal meme for me.
by danny brown is a genius August 22, 2017
Get the Surreal meme mug.The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.
Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.
by xfairxenoughx December 31, 2008
Get the Icy Hot Surprise mug.1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
by Mort459 June 16, 2012
Get the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise mug.When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
by Sir Stampalot February 8, 2009
Get the Mushroom Surprise mug.A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
by chochmaster May 30, 2010
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