Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.

Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.

Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.

by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019

superman them

A verb to applying your best toward others or a situation.

This term was coined by the Author, Christian Cassarly in the book " Being Superman"

We superman them every time at work.

by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020

The Return of Superman

The Best Show Ever for adults and teens and even also Young children also this is fun and great

Park: What Are you watching?
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool

by Hyebun1 April 28, 2021

Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.

Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?

by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021