competetive 

An idiots way of saying "competitive".

"Do they play on a competetive level?"
"Yeah, and it's competitive."
Yes, the correcting guy ate too many carrots.

competetive by P4azz August 30, 2013

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation 

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Competitive BSing 

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

Competitive BSing by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

Competitive Player 

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect

Nick you're such a competitive player !

Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Overwatch Competitive 

When no one protects the fuckn payload and the russians wont stop screaming and when everything is cancer

overwatch competitive, goodluck winning........

Overwatch Competitive by dr loserfruit June 5, 2018

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

Competitive Sex by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022