a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...

P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"

by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023

life

42

1:" what is the meaning of life?"
2:"42"
1:"what!"
2" its from Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy"

by Lag4Days June 4, 2023

Life

A Cereal

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok

by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021

Life

42

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.

by 8173t492837dhwudnhwkj June 23, 2021

Life

(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.

(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.

Person 1: I hate life

Person 2: Me too. Don't really know why it's still a thing.

Person 3: Agreed.

by Enesbelongstograce26 July 9, 2021

life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident

"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out

by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003

Life

A Discovery Channel tv show that puts all other tv shows to shame. Once you start watching it you might as well cancel all other plans for the day. It's like Call of Duty for smart people.

"Why don't we see Kevin anymore.."

"He got addicted to Life."

by seamorlife May 1, 2010