Missouri Students Association 

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.

I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.

Missouri Students Association by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021

Studying 

An activity performed by a student (usually at the last minute) to recall what the professor has been teaching for the whole semester. The word studying interestingly enough has the word "dying" within it. The purpose of this is to alert the victim as to how they will feel (as if they were dying) while participating in the activity.

Student : I was up studying section eight all night looking for the answer to problem number twenty six. I wanted to die when I couldn't find it. Where is the answer in section eight?

Professor : It's not in the book. You can find it in our in-class notes.

Studying by Phaedrus2nd November 28, 2009

studying 

a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.

I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit

studying by Jo April 23, 2005

studyholic 

Someone who is always studying and doesn't have time for anything else

Zac is a studyholic person, he can stay home and study all of day.

studyholic by nada;) May 6, 2014

dean of students 

A Man/Woman hired by a school to walk around with a stick up their ass.

Billy was called to the office by the dean of students for no good reason.

dean of students by bigloeboz February 5, 2018

College Student 

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

College Student by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

Student 

To study for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, 2 weeks per year

Last week before our end of year exam I actually felt like a university student

Student by drunkatuni April 18, 2010