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Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014
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Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
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E-stripper

An e-stripper is a woman who performs sexual acts on webcam for money. This typically involves the use of a webcam and a computer, and the e-stripper will interact with viewers and perform various acts for their entertainment and for payment. E-strippers may work for themselves or for a camming site, and they may perform a wide range of acts, from stripping and masturbation to role-playing and fetish activities. Camming is a form of online sex work, and camgirls are sometimes referred to as internet models or digital performers.
I saw Kate fully naked on e-stripper.com, I guess she is an e-stripper now.
by e-stripper.com December 11, 2022
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bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.
Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.
by timd1988 April 8, 2016
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stripper gravy

When a stripper has diarrhea in the middle of a dance.
I looked up at the stage and saw the stripper sitting in her own stripper gravy. I threw her a dollar bill out of pitty.
by Funlady February 4, 2020
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Stripper

One who has to strip in order to poop because clothes are uncomfortable thus the name.
“Dude, we were waiting outside the bathroom during Avatar way of water and missed 20 minutes of the movie because Sam’s bitch ass is a stripper!”
by USMCboot31 February 3, 2023
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Stripper biscuits

Order from waffle house a side of bacon, a side of biscuits and honey. Put it together as a sandwich.
After I get off work from dancing I'm going to get a stripper biscuits.
by Barbie4717 August 13, 2017
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