strait

something that you can say in public not referring to people but is gay.

Instead of "that shirt is so gay", you would say "that shirt is so strait.

by Juat September 3, 2007

Stratford

bumblefuck hicktown
Def. 1 Stratford is a pretty little town at least 45 minutes from anything useful. Here you can find the festival theatre, where we put on shakespearean plays and musicals - we're world renowned for it! You can also find - um - uh- let's see- we're the pork capital of ontario!
Def. 2 Hell for unique, interesting, non-drinking/punky teenagers.

Darling, let's visit scenic Stratford, which pretends to be cultured when it's really just another dying farm town!

by wherrthelions January 29, 2009

Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009

strakt

adj.

unpleasantly surprised

Henry was strakt at the disgusting state of the restroom in the five-star restaurant.

by strakt May 8, 2009

500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

by Shhocker December 18, 2017

scractch

Means money. The mint prints the shit. Chairmen of the fed controls it

Got to get that scractch. How much scratch you got?

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 17, 2005