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Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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Steeltop

A can of beer - typically a 'bogan/aussie beer'. The top of the can is steel, hence the name 'Steeltop'.
Ben: Hi, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Alex: No plans yet, wanna do something?
Ben: Yeah, lets knock some steeltops!
by SnakeMore March 30, 2011
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Steezy fit

the fitting of a shirt somewhere between baggy and normal, so it is loose fitting, giving a person a look of steez.

Some people may incorrectly define it as PJ fit, as people usually steezy fit their PJ's
Wow Josie, your tie dye shirt is steezy fit!
by Nerd-o-dork July 1, 2011
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steel abs

When your abs are chiseled by gods. It looks so good you can play ticktacktoe on them. They also look better with the right lighting like at old navy.
by peytonfischer April 7, 2017
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steel mustache

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017
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Steeloh

As soon as steeloh walked into the room you could tell all attention was on him.
by Isaacf24 March 11, 2020
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steel reserve

Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
by enfant terrible October 18, 2020
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