by Old Kansas Shark December 25, 2015
Get the steal my steelmug. Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”
Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”
by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019
Get the Navy Stealmug. Falsely accusing me of stealing so you can justify stealing.
Hym "Which is not what I did to Kendra McKeefry or Marina Derfus. Nor what I did to the YouTube trash. And you idiots allowing these people to invent an imaginary offense and then try to punish me extrajudicially got somebody's kid killed and now you are trying to cover that up as though it isn't the direct result of you prioritizing the stealing the, rape porn, and your kids over me instead of engaging critically with what I have been saying. You cared more about controlling my options than you did a resolution that works for me and you suffered the consequences and I refused to suffer them with you because it isn't my fault. What happened to Liam Payne? You tried to bully the wrong person to death and he killed himself. What happened with the school shootings? You tried to bully someone to death and they killed you instead. So. The only way I'm not going to murder a child is if you stop trying to get me to do what you want UPTO AND INCLUDING work. End of discussion. Concede or roll the dice. No negotiation."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Stealingmug. The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug. You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Stealing moneymug. Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019
Get the stealing the pootymug. I hear dat da "disgraced first couple" may have eventually returned da While House utensils, but it was still wrong --- and a terribly bad example to set for youngsters across America --- to perform da "stainless steal act" in da first place.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the stainless stealmug.