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The United States

We got freedom, we got guns, and, despite what the inevitable negative like/dislike ratio on this definition may tell you, we still have our own culture.
God bless America.
John: God bless the United States.
Sam: Amen.
by NotPieGuy September 10, 2021
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statistic

a dead man, someone who was murdered, often used in as a lame ass threat
"the act of making someone a statistic"
"You wannna be a statistic?"
by Les973 February 16, 2006
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united states

Although a country bloated on consumer economy and Big Mac's, the United States of America is diverse, free, and varied in ecosystems and landscapes. People of other nations seem to convienently forget that the USA hands out millions of dollars (and probably more) to charities, relief efforts, foreign aid, and education, among other things. The USA has faults, like *every other country in the entire world*. But it seems to me the downtrodden people sneaking into America are biting their tongues...
The United States government has remained stable for over 200 years. And I can't recall the last incredibly bloody "revolution", so much like the European ones, that's happened here...
by angel of music January 31, 2005
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Satisfication

A degree of happiness and contentness achieved through masturbation.
Joseph, stressed out after a long day at the call-center, rushed right home for a little hand-held satisfication.
by Ash Hunter April 9, 2006
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Satisfaction

A sense of fulfillment/contentment after achieving a goal. Also, the look on David Cook's face with that infamous grin after doing something particularly well. Usually sexually related.
The satisfaction I felt after that mind-blowing sex cannot be described or contained by any word.
by JPKN October 13, 2008
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United States of America

The most generous country in the world...sometimes too generous in my opinion.
US:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died! :-(
US: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred million dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defense and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in US's face)
by The Scrumptrilizer January 17, 2005
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Satisfacation

Quite blissful experience. Beyond the point of satisfaction to an extreme end of happiness.
"After wining the lottery last night I really felt true satisfacation."
by Andrew Peters December 16, 2008
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