Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.

Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."

by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009

Squeer the Twa

Smoking some dank, some of that purple Bmore shit, the most ill buds this side of the east coast. Coined by a venerable member of the FSB scene. Code for when you wanna enter the stone age.

"Whatup son, I'm looking to squeer the twa latter, you gonna be in the RPA?"

by montezuma smith March 1, 2009

Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

squeer

Both square and queer at the same time.

Oh my god, look at that turtleneck he's wearing, it's so squeer.

by aegiswings June 23, 2005

Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick

I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off

by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014

Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009

Main Squeeze

A word commonly used in substitute for girlfriend, or lover.

"sorry dude, i cant go clubin' tonight, im chillin' with the Main Squeeze."

by Kenny Koston September 29, 2011