pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005

fleetwood squat

Sexual position; when the woman rides a man, but her knees and feet are out exceptionally wide

My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.

by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018

Squat Thot

Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.

"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

squat cobbler

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

Thot Squat

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!

She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....

by Evy89 June 22, 2019

squat cobbler

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat pump

squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)

wow that squat pump work out really made my legs hurt!

by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017