An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.
by stephaa June 1, 2011

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that
Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that
Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
by Brain hurt March 24, 2020

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
