When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 08, 2011
A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.
by FatBurrito September 24, 2010
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 06, 2007
a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever
by djdido September 01, 2010
Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.
These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,
do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,
These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,
do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,
by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Start Up February 13, 2012