Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires

Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...

by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007

sparetire

A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.

Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.

Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!

Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?

by Frank3 August 22, 2011

Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"

What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?

by Teenster July 15, 2007

Spartan Birth Control

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.

"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."

by kevin03246 March 31, 2009

sparazz

mysterious, jazz loving, kung fu action redhead. 1 part spaz, 1 part rocker, 2 parts booty.

lustful hipster 1: hot damn! who's that vixen doing a pole dance with the stars?

lustful hipster 2: oh, that's sparazz.

by kitten killer October 14, 2004

sparhawke

Short for sparrowhawk, this is a person completely tenacious in their pursuit of prey to the point of suicidal madness

#1 That guy was getting beaten so bad, but then went sparhawke all over them

#2 15 girls baying and laughing at him and he still went in without a wingman and took home the best looking

#3 Physically and mentally indestructable, someone who cannot be moved from their chosen course of action

by SparhawkePhil March 20, 2008