Scemptuary

Scemptuary is metaphysical condition or manner in which a person transitions from the physical world into the spiritual realm, often marked by a state of transcendence, spiritual clarity, or ethereal detachment. (Adv)

She was in scemptuary as her body moved and her soul remembered the way home.

by Kay Roosevelt August 1, 2025

Snerped

Dried up and wrinkly or crinkly

Ow that plant looks snerped up, it needs water

by Jilian1408 January 13, 2026

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

Dirty semple

When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic

Gave my mum a dirty semple

by Dick Wilson jacksonbearkock April 7, 2020

Peep Sneeper

- a pervert who sneaks peeps in children's windows

Mary saw the face of the peep sneeper before he ran off!

by Gatordaddy October 14, 2022

Dirty Sneep

When someone wipes their nose with the palm of their hand and then jerks off their own, or someone else's, penis.

"Babe, you know the only way I can get off is you give me a dirty sneep. Please, Babe"

by TurkeyThug October 30, 2023

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024