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The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper
by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
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Slapped a Bee

had sex
by Tbalboa August 14, 2010
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Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap
After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy
by jockofclubs May 20, 2008
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Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
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daddy snapper

Term used to describe a womens vagina.
I couldn't wait to get off of work, to fill her daddy snapper
by deaves November 1, 2003
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Bitch slapped

the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.

Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.
Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.
by motorious August 10, 2014
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face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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