A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.
Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.
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The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe
"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"
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Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.
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Get the smile pill mug.A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"
Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."
Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"
Bro 1: "wtf!?"
Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"
Bro 1: "wtf!?"
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