A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
by A Sleepin Sloth September 15, 2016
Get the Slothmug. A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
Get the Turkey Slothmug. the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
by SuperBun October 18, 2022
Get the Sloth Crustmug. When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow
by butt hert June 11, 2014
Get the sloth bangmug. When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.
by dookieman101 September 21, 2011
Get the Slothmug. a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
Get the Slothmug. A society of the the most dankest sloths in the world, most Sloth Nation members are straight sloth royalty.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
Get the Sloth Nationmug.