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Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.
Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that
by boiler December 17, 2020
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Slappies

When your bro or a stranger is at an adjacent urinal and needs help with getting the dew off the lilies.
"Hey bro, you need slappies?" "Yeah man, you?" "Yeah." *slaps* *slaps* "Thanks!" "No problem!
by SHTH34D May 26, 2021
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Slappies

When two men are at adjacent urinals, it is common courtesy to ask if the man next to you needs slappies. Slappies is when you assist another man with "shaking the dew off the lilies" so-to-speak. You slap the man's d*ck to get the last few drops of urine out for him. It is also common for the slappee to ask the slapper if he would like slappies as well.
"Hey bro, need slappies?" "Yeah." "Ok!" *slaps* "Thanks man, do you need slappies?" "Yeah." *Slaps* "Thanks man." "No problem!"
by SHTH34D May 26, 2021
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slappingest

To slap harder than any other slap before. To be so delicious that you are left dumbfounded, like you were just slapped upside the head by Lou Ferrigno in his prime.
The four-cheese pizza with crushed tomato from Big River Pizza in St Paul is the slappingest 'za in town!
by Hungry_AF July 30, 2021
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slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
by Burlin August 5, 2021
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Slappitè

Used to describe a meal, drink, or food item of any sort that absolutely slaps. Originated in Paris, France. But is used widely across the world to describe how much something slaps.
Wow, this gelato absolutely slappitès. It’s different, but slaps, but it’s different.
by jmonroe69 September 19, 2021
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Slapping

The act of hitting someone/something with an open fist. Almost like a paper.
Will Smith started slapping a comedian for saying his wife's name.
by definitiondude March 28, 2022
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