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Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022
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Sir Elton John

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!
Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time
by Auswatt February 17, 2022
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Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.
Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?
by sirballsalot#1fan August 6, 2011
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Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral
by The Sir Gilbert Peakehead July 12, 2010
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Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"
"Pick up your phone"
by Alomar January 26, 2005
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you sir, are an ass

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
by colnel May 23, 2004
mugGet the you sir, are an assmug.

puck you sir

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.
by troymikeull October 23, 2011
mugGet the puck you sirmug.

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