Sima is a girl that when she finds someone, she'll stick to that someone for life. She cares for the ones she loves, and will do everything in their power for them to be safe. She is very able with a pickaxe, and her hair is the swaggest thing ever. Its hard to love a Sima when she dosent love you, but if you do loves you, than you're is for the best relationsip for your life.
"My girlfriend's Sima:3"
"Luckyyyy!"
"Luckyyyy!"
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When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!
Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!
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Get the Shmammered mug.When a person sticks there penis into a hotdog, but then they hurt themselves by doing this. They may also do this with any other toy which resembles a hot dog, but they still have to hurt themselves to commit a siamalikodanimarkimasomanamiolakajakitusegusbalkenterprisealamic. They can also stick it in and ejaculate that is fair, but like I said you do have to hurt yourself to commit a siamalikodanimarkimasomanamiolakajakitusegusbalkenterprisealamic.
Dammit john your making me so angry I am gonna commit a siamalikodanimarkimasomanamiolakajakitusegusbalkenterprisealamic
Joe don't stick your penis in a hot dog then hurt yourself
Joe don't stick your penis in a hot dog then hurt yourself
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Get the Simakade mug.This guy is definitely a cutie. He's shy and doesn't like doing the first move. But Sihams are definitely funny and loyal to anybody and anyone. They are semi-homophobic and very tall.
Hey Siham, how are ya?
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