by Celunyx November 9, 2011
Get the Simon Chapman mug.A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.
That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.
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A delusional fellow that believes that there is a scandal in which people incorrectly add the word “Gate” to words in order to describe a scandal – this scandal is called Simongate
When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate
by Trojanknight May 16, 2015
Get the Simongate mug.Simontv17 is a YouTuber who makes videos with plush animals in his own fictional country called Dogland, and he just tells people to subscribe to his channel. The main character's name is Simon and appears on the YouTube icon. He has run over 6 seasons of Simontive, but he does other side videos once in a while.
by johncocek3 August 20, 2019
Get the simontv17 mug.He's your typical canadian guy, he's very funny and sometimes way too sarcastic to the point it's kind of rude. He is usually very romantic, also damn crazy.
by Seann_and_Mia June 9, 2020
Get the Simon mug.When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020
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And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
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