shitching

The act of eating your on feces on an ass hole that you just fucked

"This was so good that I'll shit on your ass and eat all!"
"Oh totally! shitching is the bomb"

by broshitching May 18, 2016

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

shitting out a triangle

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.

"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

shitting mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is able to shit.

Individuals are not always sufficiently relaxed to take a shit ( to have a bowel movement ), they are not always in the shitting mode. When something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their body will not want to or be able to get rid of the solid waste until they have relaxed sufficiently to do so. Being relaxed is the key to being in the shitting mode. Hey, that calls to mind the fucking mode, the farting mode, the whatever mode, the thinking mode. Each mode is strictly dependent on a specific set of conditions.

by but for May 4, 2018

Shittin' it raw

When you are taking a poop and your buttcheeks are directly touching the toilet seat.

The toilet at my office is pretty clean so I don't mind shittin' it raw in there.

by westmoo13 July 6, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Shittin' Titties

Becoming nervous and self-conscious in a sexually charged scenario.

Bruh, I was banging Charleene last night and she was like, "ooh, stick your thumb in there," and I was straight up shittin' titties, 'cause I'd never done that shit before.

by BangingCharleene November 23, 2018