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Student: Sham, extra hw again!!
Teacher: Whaaa?
Or...
Student: Sham it! I hate my life!
Student's friend: Oh, cheer up, emo kid...
Teacher: Whaaa?
Or...
Student: Sham it! I hate my life!
Student's friend: Oh, cheer up, emo kid...
by Goddess of Wordcraft March 20, 2010
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"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
by legolas1890 September 6, 2013
Get the Sham Poo mug.Similar to friends with benefits. A Shagmate will have no issue in sleeping with their own friends. They do it simply when the moment presents itself without any thought of romantic attachment. Don't get drunk with a Shagmate.
Fellow Shagmates enjoy each other's company but very rarely admit to being a Shagmate.
Fellow Shagmates enjoy each other's company but very rarely admit to being a Shagmate.
Person 1:"Did you hear Susi and Kyle slept together last night?"
Person 2:"But Kyles a textbook Shagmate."
Person 1:"So's Susi apparently."
Person 2:"Goddam!"
Person 2:"But Kyles a textbook Shagmate."
Person 1:"So's Susi apparently."
Person 2:"Goddam!"
by Vai Baggio August 16, 2016
Get the Shagmate mug.The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham
Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
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