Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

seme

The person on "top" during sex. Contrary to popular belief, this is not always associated with shonen-ai or likewise

"During sex with my girlfriends, I usually am uke"

by AJ and Jimmy November 14, 2003

semen

Manly fluids of the genitals

People in a submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine

by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003

semen

See cum

So much semen, so little time.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Bull Semen

1) More severe than bull shit. 2) A way of expressing how wrong something is when no other word seems to fit. See also shananagins

Ron: Yeah, I just started dating karen.
John: AH! Bull semen! We fucking broke up 2 days ago!

by S3H November 2, 2008

bull semen

The special sauce that gives energy drinks it's power

Monster energy drinks are full of bull semen

by chewy1112 January 26, 2017