schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008

schmang

A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.

by rob mckinnon December 5, 2003

Schlonge Master

One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.

"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."

by Master-J (Master Jiggle) September 22, 2005

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

Schlong Form

The term used to describe feature length adult film productions.

Gunter: Hey Hans, you been getting much porno work?

Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.

Gunter: Nice!

by The Projects July 4, 2008

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012