Shade Moment

when someone is in an online space, such as an Objection.lol courtroom or a chatroom, and disconnects due to internet issues.

person 1: *disconnects*
person 2: thats a shade moment
person 3: definitely a shade moment

by Cherri.mp4 July 24, 2022

Schafering

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.

Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.

by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

geurrilla shadefare

In reference to "throwing shade" and "guerrilla warfare", guerrilla shadefare is when there is back-and-forth shade-throwing between two or more people. Also can be used to insinuate that someone throwing shade is ready to start a war, or that someone is throwing a substantial amount of shade. Especially relevant between drag queens or members of the LGBTQ community.

"The two just wouldn't stop bickering after several minutes of calling each other out on their outfits. The geurrilla shadefare had to stop."

"That bitch just called me Judith from MPGIS. This is geurrilla shadefare!"

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe December 14, 2013

serious shade

A more disrespectful type of shade.

"Dang, they wouldn't let a veteran come in and rest their weary bones on Veterans Day? That's some serious shade."

by Manglo Munch November 13, 2016