Drew Dober ran into a Dick Saw when Torres knocked him out in round one on the Mexican card. - Uncle Weezy.
by DAZFILES March 30, 2025

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.
Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)
"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".
Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".
"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".
"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".
"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"
by NoSitA There March 26, 2020

A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.
Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011

by cancanneed July 7, 2022

Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.
by Sri Lankan drop saw August 27, 2022

by The real DK January 26, 2023
