Not Mind Safe

Also, NMS.

1. Weird and/or fucking terrifying, usually in the context of a website, image or idea.

"Wow, check out this cool link I found! (NMS)"
"Wow, check out this picture of a girl eating her own poop with a spork! (Not Mind Safe)

by Eliphas Phatt January 9, 2009

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portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

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safey safe

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.

(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!

by mike deezy January 9, 2007

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uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland

Slang used in Mr Sorensen's journalism class to signify false hope in the safety at cleveland. Popularized by Owen King and used in the popular song "youtubinu." Frequently used by popular youtuber TheCrayCray, especially on his VODS channel.

Uh I feel pretty safe at cleveland though the area that cleveland is in is not very safe but the school itself the area inside I feel very safe in.

by Thecraycrayshorts March 10, 2023

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K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

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easy K = Keep Y = Yourself S = Safe

by nosesa November 10, 2022

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V-Safe

A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.

A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.

I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!

by Long John By July 25, 2007

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