Simp

It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.

Your a simp

by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020

Simp

Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy; looks pasts all the real facts and flaws of someone and will do anything for their love and affection

Look at that guy Sal, he would do anything for that girl Rose! He is such a simp!

by NIMMYTURNER May 21, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person who will act overly kind around women in hopes that they will love them back.

Ryoga in Ranma 1/2 is such a fucking simp

by WabbaTal19 May 24, 2020

Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.

Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*

by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020

Simp

Someone who has absolutely no chance with someone yet still gets their hopes up. Aka me.

I have no chance with him. Whatever. I’m a simp

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

Simp

Someone who eats ass

Someone who thinks women are superior to everything

Nick and Cargile

Nick and Cargile are the biggest simps I've ever seen!

by ItssApachi May 28, 2020

Simp

A man that will do anything for a woman just to get a little action.

Ansen is a massive simp

by RandomInternetGuy4523 May 29, 2020